Who Let Him In The Kitchen?

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Cuddles: HELP! I TOLD GIGGLES I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Toothy, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?


Giggles: So what's for dinner?

Cuddles, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.


Splendid: *Gets down on one knee*

Shifty: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Splendid: *Falls over*

Shifty: The poison is kicking in.


Cuddles: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming.

Sniffles: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?


Flippy: Do you take constructive criticism?

Shifty: I only take cash or credit.


Splendid: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Flippy: You mean literally or figuratively?

Splendid: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...


Cuddles: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Toothy: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Cuddles: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.


Splendid: Sniffles, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Sniffles: Well of course I have.

Sniffles: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Sniffles: It's boring.


Flippy: Go to Hell!

Also Flippy, tearing up: I wish I could.


Lammy: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? Like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't notice It?

Cuddles: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Lammy: Y'know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.

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