*Sniffles drunkenly wanders around the manor and Nutty is drunkenly giggling*
Cuddles, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Flippy.
Flippy, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
Sniffles: *seductively takes off glasses*
Sniffles: Wow...
Nutty: *blushes* Haha... what?
Sniffles: You're really fucking blurry.
Nutty: Do you want to know your gay name?
Sniffles: My... my gay name?
Nutty: Yeah, it's your first name-
Sniffles: Haha. Very funny Nutty-
Nutty: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Sniffles: Oh- oh my god.
Nutty: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Nutty: Flippy is still mad about it, but me and Sniffles were drunk and thought it was funny.
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I don't ship it, but I might try to turn this into a fic... maybe.