Don't Let These Two Drink

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*Sniffles drunkenly wanders around the manor and Nutty is drunkenly giggling*

Cuddles, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Flippy.

Flippy, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*


Sniffles: *seductively takes off glasses*

Sniffles: Wow...

Nutty: *blushes* Haha... what?

Sniffles: You're really fucking blurry.


Nutty: Do you want to know your gay name?

Sniffles: My... my gay name?

Nutty: Yeah, it's your first name-

Sniffles: Haha. Very funny Nutty-

Nutty: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Sniffles: Oh- oh my god.


Nutty: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Nutty: Flippy is still mad about it, but me and Sniffles were drunk and thought it was funny.

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I don't ship it, but I might try to turn this into a fic... maybe.

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