It's A Me Problem

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Nutty: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Flippy: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Flaky: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Suga: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Flippy: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Flaky!
Splendid: So Flaky knows about this?
Flippy, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

Lifty: What are you eating?
Splendont: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Lifty: I like you, don't I?

Shifty: Did you hear that!? Splendid just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!
Lifty: ...You just threatened to kill them in their sleep.

Nutty; That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Sniffles: That’s a snake.

Flippy, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Splendid: Gray.
Splendont: Grey.
Flippy, turning to Nutty: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Nutty: Dark white.

Cuddles: Giggles is playing hard to get.
Cuddles: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Sniffles: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Lumpy: Okay-
Nutty: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Lumpy, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass…

Splendont: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Lifty and I are dating.
Lifty, Shifty, Nutty, and Splendid: *gasp*
Splendont: Lifty, why are you surprised?!

Splendid: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Cuddles: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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