Splendid: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Splendont: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Lifty walks in*
Splendont: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
*Everyone is giving advice to Nutty*
Flippy: It's okay to ask for help.
Sniffles: You're not a burden.
Shifty: Murder is okay.
Lifty: Your feelings matter.
Lifty: Look guys, I need help.
Giggle: Love help?
Splendid: Financial help?
Nutty: Emotional help?
Flippy: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Flippy*
Flippy: What?
Flippy: Christmas is cancelled.
Splendont: You can't cancel a holiday.
Flippy: Keep it up, Splendont, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Splendont: What does that mean?
Flippy: Splendid, take New Year's away from Splendont.
Splendid: We're kind of missing something guys.
Flippy: Cohesion?
Shifty: Teamwork?
Lifty: A general sense of what we're doing?
Nutty: And Splendont is not here.
Splendid: Oh, and that, yeah.
Toothy: Between Giggles, Flaky, Nutty, and Splendid -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Cuddles: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Toothy: Nutty?
Cuddles: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Lifty: You know, when Shifty comes over, Flippy can get a little...
Splendont: Psycho?
Nutty: Scary?
Splendid: Drunk?
Lifty: All three.
Lifty: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Shifty: Oh, we've had worse.
Suga: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Splendid: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Fliqpy: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Splendid, looking at Fliqpy: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Fliqpy and Splendid in unison: *sighs* Flaky
