Shifty: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Suga: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Shifty: Seize the dick.
Suga: *about Flippy and Nutty* They make a cute couple, huh?
Shifty: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Sniffles: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Sniffles: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Sniffles: Orange.
Suga: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
Nutty: With NAPALM.
The Mole: Lumpy, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Lumpy: Raise the dead.
The Mole: And what did you do?
Lumpy: Raise the dead.
Pop: DB annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Flaky: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Pop: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
Lumpy: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Shifty, with Suga and Lifty behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Lumpy: Yes…three.
Lifty: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Suga: Splendont FUCKING FELL OFF!
Splendont: *pulls back the curtain while Splendid is showering*
Splendont: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Mime: You look mentally ill.
Lammy: I am. Let’s go.
Cuddles: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Cuddles.
Toothy: But you're Cuddles.
Cuddles: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
