Toothy: Watcha got there..?
Cuddles: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.
Splendont: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Lifty: I wrote you a poem.
Splendont, already crying: You did?
Suga: Look Giggles, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Suga: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Sniffles: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Nutty, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Shifty, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Toothy: ....
Shifty: *lip smack*
Splendid: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Suga: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Splendont: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Splendid: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Splendont: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Splendid: Somehow that's worse.
Lifty: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Splendid: ...
Lifty: Oh, right. The lying.
Cuddles: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Handy: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?
Cuddles:
Cuddles: I'll go make my bed-
Flippy: Nutty... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.
Nutty: *muffled* mm hmm :)
Flippy: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
