Splendont: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Splendid does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Sniffles: If Splendid were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Splendid jumped off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Splendont: You jump off a cliff!
Sniffles: Gladly. Provided Splendid did first.
Disco Bear: Pop and I are having a baby.
Flaky: That's gre-
DB, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Flippy and Nutty: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Flaky: What?!
Flippy & Nutty: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
*The squad is having dinner together*
Flippy: Splendid, can you pass the salt?
Splendid: *Throws Splendont across the table*
Shifty: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Lifty: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Suga: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Lifty: Good thinking.
