Le Growl

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Flaky: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Suga: Not it!
Nutty: Not it!
Flaky: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

Suga: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Shifty: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Lifty: ...That'll work.

Petunia: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Petunia: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Suga: Bonjour.
Disco Bear: Le growl.
Lammy: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Flippy, teaching Suga to drive: Okay, you're driving and Nutty and Splendid walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Suga: Oh, definitely Splendid. I could never hurt Nutty.
Flippy, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Suga: Splendont doesn’t look very happy.
Shifty: That's his happy. He’s just a bitch.

Petunia: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

Flippy: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Flaky: When have I been paranoid?
Flippy: Um, when you first met The Mole you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Flaky: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Flippy: And last year you were sure Cro-Marmot was a mermaid!
Flaky: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Flaky’s theory is proven wrong*
Flippy: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Flaky: I still think Cro-Marmot’s is a mermaid.

Shifty: *holds a gun out to Lifty*
Lifty: I-I don't believe in guns.
Shifty: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

The Mole: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Lumpy: Burn the house down.
The Mole: And what did you do?
Lumpy: I made dinner.
The Mole:
Lumpy:
The Mole:
Lumpy: And burnt the house down.

Shifty: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Suga: What's the taser challenge?
Shifty: We tase each other, then drink.
Suga: How do you win?
Shifty: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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