Splendont: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Splendid: >:O language.
Nutty: Yeah watch your fucking language.
Flippy: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NUTTY THE FUCK WORD?
Shifty: 'The fuck word'.
Lifty: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Nutty: Oh my god he censored it.
Shifty: Say fuck, Lifty.
Nutty: Do it, Lifty. Say fuck.
Cuddles: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Splendid: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Petunia: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Nutty: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Toothy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Flippy:
Flippy: I have emotional scars.
Flippy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Shifty: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Flippy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Sniffles: Actually I did the math, Shifty would have $225, not $0.15.
Shifty: Fam I'm right here....
Lifty: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Flippy: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Lifty: Sorry I only have a dollar
Flippy: :(
Sniffles: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Shifty would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Lifty: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Sniffles: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Splendid: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Shfty: Apply juice to what
Splendont: Directly to the forehead
Shifty: Great chat everyone
