I have enough to make another part thingy. Lifty and Shifty are my favorite!
I just realized I never posted these chapters I feel bad.
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Lifty: Guys, I have a question.
Shifty: kys <3
Lifty: I love you too.
Splendid: Ah, yes. Siblings.
Shifty: I love you.
Lifty, not paying attention: What was that?
Shifty: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Lifty: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Shifty: Yes.
Lifty: I love you.
Shifty: It back.
*Later*
Suga: Why is Lifty crying face-down on the floor?
Suga: You're smiling. What happened?
Shifty: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Splendont: Lifty tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Lifty: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Nutty: You can eat a rock.
Suga: Air.
Splendont: The fabric of time and space.
Shifty: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Lifty: You guys are not helpful.
Lifty: We have a problem.
Splendid: Let me guess, you caused it?
Splendont: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Flippy: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Shifty: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Suga: If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Splendid: Breathe, just breathe.
Lifty: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!
Shifty:: Awww, that never bothered you before.
Lifty: Shifty, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Shifty: No, it's mine.
Lifty: It... looks just like the one I have...
Shifty: You don't have one like this anymore.
Shifty: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Shifty: *glares at Lifty*
Lifty: Well, sorry I have morals!
Lifty: Hey Shifty, do you wanna help us?
Shifty: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.
Lifty: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Shifty: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Shifty, right after Lifty leaves the room: I miss him already.
