Last one I swear
_____________________________________________________
Suga: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool".
Suga: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
Lifty: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Splendid: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Shifty: FLOOR IT!!
Lifty: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Splendid: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Lifty: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Suga: DO IT!
Splendid: NO-
Suga: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Splendid: I'm aware of that.
Suga: But then you and I had some time together.
Splendid: Uh-huh?
Suga: It did not get better.
Suga: Splendid likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
Shifty: I know you love them.
Suga: I am not in love with Splendid!
Shifty, staring at Suga: I never said who...
Suga: *realizes*
Suga: Shit. Well, anyways-
Flippy: You know what I learned from my friendship with Splendid?
Splendont: There's no such thing as too mean?
Shifty: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Suga: Always hold a grudge?
Splendid: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Suga: Oh, that was all real.
Splendid: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Suga: If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right.
Splendid, about their date: So they were just using me?
Flippy: I'm sorry, Splendid.
Suga, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Splendid:
Flippy: Ok, that's a time-out.
Suga: No, I was just trying to-
Flippy: Go sit over there!
Suga: *walks away in defeat*
Suga: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Splendid: Those are Pokemon cards.
Suga: You got a magikarp.
Splendid: ...
Suga: It means 'fuck you'.
(This came straight out of the generator like this.)
*playing twister*
Flippy: Right hand red.
Splendid: *ends up on top of Suga*
Splendont: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Flippy: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Suga: Come one Splendid! How many times do I have to apologize?
Splendid: Once!
Suga: ...No.
