Spooky Month

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Splendid: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Shifty: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Petunia: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

Flippy: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Shifty: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Splendont: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Flippy, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.
Splendont: You're kinda ugly.

Suga: You can track Lifty?
Shifty: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

*Something crashes*
Flippy: Shoot-
Splendid: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Splendont: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

Flippy: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Nutty?
Nutty: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Suga: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Flippy: That doesn't exist.
Suga: Not with that attitude.

Giggles: Is something burning?
Cuddles, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Giggles: Cuddles, the toaster is literally on fire.

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