Fuck Splendid part 1

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This is my favorite picture of him.

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Flippy: Nice rock.

Splendid: Thanks, Suga gave it to me.

Suga: I threw it at you!

Splendid: Aren't they the sweetest?


Lifty and Shifty, negotiating with Splendid: We have Suga. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed.

Suga: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

The twins:

Suga: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Splendid: Suga STOP!

(And that's how they became friends.)


Flippy: You have to apologize to Splendid.

Suga: Fine.

Suga: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.


Splendid: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Suga: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.


Suga: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Splendid: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!


Nutty: Suga is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!

Splendid: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!


Suga: I'm not doing too well.

Flippy: What's wrong?

Suga: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Splendid enters the room*

Suga: There it is again.


Splendid: Hey, are you okay?

Suga: Yeah.

Splendid: You don't look okay...

Suga: Then stop looking.


Nutty: The floor is lava!

Shifty: *helps Flaky onto the counter*

Suga: *kicks Splendid off the sofa*

Lifty: *lays on the floor*

Nutty: ...Are you okay?

Lifty: No.


Suga: I want to kiss you.

Splendid, not paying attention: What?

Suga: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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