Punch Splendid!

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Flippy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Nutty: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Flippy: Yes!

Flaky: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.


Flippy: Splendont, keep an eye on Splendid today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Splendont: Sure, I'd love to see Splendid get punched.

Flippy: Try again.

Splendont, sighing: I will stop Splendid from getting punched.


Flippy: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Sniffles: *turning to Nutty* How tall are you?


Toothy: What time is it?

Cuddles: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Cuddles: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Flippy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Cuddles: It's 2 am


Flippy: Tell Nutty about the birds and the bees.

Sniffles: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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