(POV: Sebastian went to Hunter's house for dinner and his parents ask him to give them all a little tip on how he handles being famous since they are now famous to. But they aren't handling it well.)
Harper: Sebastian I have a question. How do you handle of of this so well? How can we?
Sebastian: Here's something I have learnt. Quite quickly actually.
Bas: If you save yourself for marriage you're a bore.
Bas: If you don't save yourself for marriage you're a whor-ible person.
Bas: If you won't have a drink then your a prude.
Bas: But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down your first one.
Bas: If you can't lose the weight then you're just fat
Bas: But if you lose to much you're on crack
Bas: You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
Hunter: Bas where is this going?
Bas: So you might as well just do whatever you want so...
Bas: Make lots of noise.
Bas: Kiss lots of boys
Bas: Or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into
Bas: When the straight and narrow gets a little to straight
Bas: Roll up the joint
Bas: Or don't
Bas: Just follow your arrow.
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Flash ~ Glee One-Shots
FanfictionJust a book of Flash and Glee one-shots. Ranging from heart breaks, to babies, to death, to cute and funny instances. All of which are based on our lovable nerdy Barry Allen, our cocky Warbler captain Sebastian Smythe, our poor Chris who had no luck...
