(POV: a normal day at star labs.)
*Scenario 1: They are bored*
Barry: I'll speak French between your legs.
Cisco: The hottest things I have ever been told.
Caitlin: I'm just picturing someone screaming 'BONJOUR' at a penis.
Cisco: Scare bleu mademoiselle vagina!
Cisco: Hon hon hon titty croissants!
*Barry and Caitlin dying.*
Barry: Titty croissants?!
Harry: None of you should ever be having sex!
*Scenario 2: Barry is sad.*
*Cisco and Caitlin start blasting Hamilton causing Barry to flinch but just grin and roll his eyes.*
Cisco: Oh come on babe!
Barry: *Sighs but lets Cisco pull him up*
All Three: AND I AM NOT THROING AWAY MY SHOT! IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY IM YOUNG SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY!
*scenario 3: Literally!*
Joe: Fuck Barry Allen!
Cisco: Yeah fuck Barry Allen!
*The next day*
Cisco: Hey guess what? last night i hooked up with Barry.
Joe: What!
Cisco: You said fuck Barry Allen.... You didn't mean literally....
Joe: No I didn't mean literally!
Barry: Thanks Joe. *Grins*
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Flash ~ Glee One-Shots
FanfictionJust a book of Flash and Glee one-shots. Ranging from heart breaks, to babies, to death, to cute and funny instances. All of which are based on our lovable nerdy Barry Allen, our cocky Warbler captain Sebastian Smythe, our poor Chris who had no luck...
