(F/N): Do you think Levi needs a booster seat for his horse?
Levi: Keep talking and you'll be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life
(F/N): You're not Eren
Levi: What gave it away?
(F/N): I can sense how short you are through the screen
Levi: Listen here you tall shit!
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(F/N): Did we kill Jean last night after he called me 'dorito hoe' or was that a dream?
Connie: I'll ask him
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Eren: You got any spare spoons?
Annie: Shut up. We're having a moment
(F/N): No we're not. She's locked me in a closet
Annie: I took your phone! How are you texting!?
(F/N): Never undestimate good credit and sticky fingers
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(F/N): I didn't know why omelette and vomit rhymed until I met you
Jean: ONE TIME!
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(F/N): You're either hitting on me or about to hit me and I'm not sure which I'd prefer tonight
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(F/N): I think Armin's disowned me. He gave Eren the Burger King crown today and I'm not sure what I've done to deserve this
Levi: I can think of a few reasons
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Armin: Don't you dare fake propose to me in public again!
(F/N): For the last time I didn't! I dropped my ring pop!
Connie: I'm so happy for you two!
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Reiner: So... Harley Quinn or Poison Ivy?
(F/N): Never bang a vegan. It'll leave a bad taste in your mouth
Reiner: What? Healthy fucking vegetables?
(F/N): Betray me ONE MORE TIME REINER!
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Connie: Dude. People think we're dating
(F/N): Then stop fucking falling asleep on me in public
Connie: But dude. You're so comfortable
(F/N): Yeah. I know
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(F/N): I spy with my little eye. Something coloured red
Eren: Oooh! Jean's hair!
Jean: I'm not fucking ginger Jaeger
Eren: Jean's weak ass beard!
Jean: STFU!
Eren: Jean's skin complexion
Jean: Now you're being a dick
Eren: You fucking deserve it you long faced bastard
Jean: I'd kill you but you'll end up doing it before me you suicidal bastard!
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
