(F/N): What's Marco's favourite movie?
Jean: I swear to-
(F/N): Split
Reiner: lol
Reiner: I mean wtf bro?
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Smiling titan: *exists*
Eren: Ho-ly crap!
Eren: You, are creepy as shit!
Eren: Sneaking up on me with that freaky ass smile
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(F/N): I like my women the way I like my coffee
(F/N): Not being a fucking bitch
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(F/N): Why are so many pedophiles unemployed?
Armin: Oh god
(F/N): They're worried about the wrong 9 to 5
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(F/N): How exactly does someone with titan parents have your height?
Connie: shut up
Ymir: Ha! Loser!
(F/N): Shut up
(F/N): don't disrespect my boy like that
(F/N): At least he has parents
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Hannah: I love wrapping my arms around Franz
(F/N): I'm gonna wrap my car around a tree
Hannah: What's a car?
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Eren: You ruined my life!
Grisha: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!?
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Reiner: Bertoldt and I are traitors
(F/N): you guys must have really wanted those 30 pieces of silver
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(F/N): Receive any valentines day cards?
Connie: pfft. Yeah, loads
(F/N): Oh reallly?
Connie: Yeah. I got one and they called me their sweetheart
Connie: Now that I look at it their handwriting kinda looks like my grandma's
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
