Jean: We've been friends for a year now
(F/N): Yep
(F/N): Worst year of my life
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Reiner: What's the name of donkey in Shrek?
(F/N):
(F/N): Donkey
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(F/N): I bet the first woman who had twins was like ?????????
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(F/N): I wanna get wasted
Armin: W ake up early
Armin: A nticipate a productive day
Armin: S tay hydrated
Armin: T ake a multivitamin
Armin: E xercise
Armin: D on't stay up to late
(F/N): No I wanna drink away my brain cells you blonde nerd
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Jean: Give me your worst insult
(F/N): Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player
Jean: I was only joking but ow...
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(F/N): Shut the up
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Annie: I just spoke to your doctor. She said your lacking vitamin me
(F/N): My doctors not suppose to disclose patient information.
Annie: No...that's not what I-
(F/N): We're gonna have a lawsuit
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Eren: Word of warning, Levi's trying to catch people drinking or smoking under the legal age
(F/N): Thanks man
15 minutes later
NotLevi: I just drank so much weed. Do you know how to cure a hangover, fellow teen?
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Eren: It's always 'where's Eren?' Not 'how's Eren?'
(F/N): Well if you're weren't kidnapped every week it probably wouldn't happen
Eren: True
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(F/N): Why did we go into military training when we could have gone to Hogwarts?
Armin: Oh my God, yes
Jean: Because Hogwarts doesn't exist
(F/N):
Armin:
15 minutes later
Reiner: Is there a reason Jean's tied up in the basement?
(F/N): Perhaps
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Connie: A kid born in 2002 is 30 years old, think about that...
(F/N): It's 850
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Sasha: So, can we talk about it?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
