Reiner: why am I alive...
(F/N): To vote, comment and follow!!
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Eren: The rumbling will kill them all
(F/N): We won't stop you as long as you destory france
Eren: On God that's where I was going first!
(F/N): Fuck them baguette munchers
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Jean: Santa is not real!
Connie: yes he is idiot you just have to be asleep or he won't come
Connie: you dumb as shit fr
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(F/N): Why's it spelt camouflage and not
Armin: Not what?
(F/N):
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Erwin: Hello
Hanji: this mf always talking bout sum hello
Levi: grown ass man
Miche: adele soundin' ass
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(F/N): why we wearing seatbelts on a plane? Tf we finna crash into, a cloud?
Eren: this mf too dumb to be living this long
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(F/N): I made sparkling milk
Hanji: What's your pronouns sweetie?
(F/N): He/Him, why?
Hanji: get his ass
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Marco: So let me go over this again, you want a big mac?
(F/N): ✨️💅✨️
Marco: A large...boke?
(F/N): ✨️💅✨️
Marco: A six piece bicken nugget?
(F/N): ✨️💅✨️
Marco: And...three bhocolate bhip bookies??
(F/N): On god, that's it, that's what I want
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Erwin: We're heading out for our next expedition. Where are you?
(F/N): I am in missouri
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Mikasa: EREN!! Please stop the rumbling and I'll make you a home cooked meal...
Eren: Ok Mikasa. I'll do it for you.
Mikasa: I'll get the slow cooker on
Eren: ...👁 👁
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(F/N): He said he wanted to fight so I stole bro's inhaler
(F/N): You wanna fight? Fight to breathe bitch
(F/N): You don't want the smoke, literally
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Levi: You're a scrawny kid
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
