(F/N): and then you go get blown up like some damn idiot
Levi: Hold on
Levi: Let me get my binoculars
(F/N): for what?
Levi: I'm gonna look for whoever the hell you think you yelling at cause I know it ain't me
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Armin: Have a nice day
(F/N): Don't give me orders but thank you
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(F/N): you need a hobby
Pixis: I have a hobby
(F/N): drinking is not a hobby. It's a problem
Pixis: One that has solved many other problems
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Historia: You're my world
(F/N): your world is on fire
Historia: Metaphorically?
Historia: (F/N)?
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(F/N): and then I called him dad
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Erwin: And then he called me dad
Hanji: please stop crying
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Connie: I know we don't always see eye to eye-why are you laughing?
(F/N): it's definitely not cause you're too little to see eye to eye but go on
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Gabi: WE'LL KILL ALL YOU DEVILS!
(F/N): ratio
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(F/N): Fuck this!
Erwin: Don't swear
(F/N): I stubbed my toe what the fuck am i supposed to say?
(F/N): Woe is me! What a heartless corner! Wait until mummy dearest hears about this one!
(F/N): yeah sounds stupid now don't it
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Levi: You better have a damn good explanation for this
Eren: Actually. We've got 3
(F/N): Take your pick beyblade
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(F/N): Would you date a short girl?
Bertoldt: no
(F/N): That's kinda fucked bro
Bertoldt: I'm a homosexual
Reiner: damn straight
Reiner: that doesn't sound right
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Zeke: I fear nothing
(F/N): Levi but he's 6ft
Zeke: Fuck that's scary
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Eren: What if we swapped food names and people names
Eren: Come downstairs for dinner cheeseburger
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
