(F/N): You're telling me Beyond Scared Straight isn't a pray away the gay camp?
Hanji: Damn, who raised you?
Shadis: *Nervous sweating*
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Eren: Captain, you bastard
Eren: Why are you wearing clothes?
(F/N): Wrong number husband
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(F/N): I'd like to request we replace our boots for shoes with the toys in the heels hidden compartment
Erwin: What are you talking abo-
Hanji: Let's hear him out
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(F/N): I see you're not dressed as a girl today
Armin: Let it go (F/N)
Jean: I had it worse
Eren: Try me Jean, see what happens
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Erwin: What hell were you thinking!?
Erwin: Why did you break rank and kill 22 titans?
(F/N): Sorry, Commander, but Free Bird was playing
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(F/N): Stop acting like you know the way ahead, like you know the roolz
(F/N): There are no roolz man, we're lawst
Jean: I'm sure Levi will be back any minute now
(F/N): Are you kidding!? He could be anywhere in the supermarket by now!
Jean: Just relax!
Connie: I'll never love again
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Connie: Hello.
(F/N): A capital letter
(F/N): A full stop
(F/N): Your punctuation's correct
(F/N): Oh god... you're breaking up with me
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Ymir: My new pronouns are zhe/zher
(F/N): Oh my god! She's having a seizure!!
(F/N): Sorry
(F/N): Zhe is having a zhe/zher!
(F/N): Well now I just sound German
Eren: You called?
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Homeless Eren: Hey, you got any spare change?
(F/N): Not today
(F/N): *pulls out thunder spear*
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Reiner: I have the most rizz here
Jean: Get fucked. I obviously do
Connie: Nah you'll trippin
Farmer-kun: Quiet...
Farmer-kun: peasants
(F/N): who was that?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
