(F/N): Do you have any spare gas?
Connie: I uh... do
(F/N): You do?
Connie: No, I don't
(F/N): Hang on Connie, I'm just looking for.. the will to live, no I don't have it.
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Eren: If I step on a cornflake, does that make me a cereal killer?
(F/N): No, you'll be dead 'cause Levi will kill you for messing up his clean floor.
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(F/N): Hey, I just found this movie about american foreigns who invade a land, kill local leadership and struggle to find an exit strategy
Jean: Seriously?
(F/N): Yeah, man
Jean: Sounds cool lets watch it, what's it called?
(F/N): The wizard of Oz
Jean: I'm gonna stab you with a rusty fork
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Armin: I can say the alphabet backwards.
(F/N): Someone stop him, no one should have that much power
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Connie: I love Italian food
(F/N): Eat a your spaghetti to forgetti your regretti
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(F/N): What's Forrest Gump's password?
Jean: I don't know, what?
(F/N): 1Forrest1
Jean: -_-
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Connie: Is it weird to hold your breathe while watching movies where someone else is underwater to see if you'd live?
(F/N): I used to but then I stopped after the accident
Connie: What happened?
(F/N): Almost died watching Finding Nemo
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Eren: How much do you love me?
(F/N): so love. very much.
Eren: On a scale of 0 to cheeseburger?
(F/N): cheseburgar wiht bacen
Eren: ...and you claim we're not a couple
(F/N): We're not
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(F/N): Just so you know, I never liked your spinach puffs
Armin: *GASP*
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(F/N): Roses are red
(F/N): Violets are red
(F/N): Tulips are red
(F/N): Petunias are red
(F/N): I accidentally set the flower garden on fire...
(F/N): I'm grounded
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Jean: Why are you so mean?
(F/N): Actually, I'm mean and mode
Jean: Don't even start it
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
