Armin: Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship.
(F/N): Last one there wins
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(F/N): I think you might be overreacting. What did you say?
Eren: I told him, 'Your mother is a f *beep*-*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*-ing *Beep* lorem ipsum *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* admiumvenium *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* turolagulio *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* hippopotomus *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* republican *Beep* *Beep*-ing Daniel Radcliffe *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* with a bucket of *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* soup *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* with a bucket of t-*beep*-*Beep* *Beep* Mickey Mouse *Beep* *Beep* with a stick of dynamite *Beep* magical *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* Alakazam'.
(F/N): And what did he do again?
Eren: Took the last ham sandwich.
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(F/N): Bro I just hacked my school's website.
Connie: What's the slogan?
(F/N): We is smurt. We is rich. We is schuol.
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(F/N): Why did Star wars 4,5,6 come out before 1,2,3?
Reiner: Why?
(F/N): Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
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Armin: YO. LOOK AT PAGE 46 OF IOS TERMS AND AGREEMENTS!
(F/N): What the...? How did you even find that?
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Bertoldt: Why wouldn't you use a magnet to find a needle in a haystack?
(F/N): Because setting it on fire was a lot more fun.
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Eren: Next to roadrunner, R2D2 is the most censored character on TV.
(F/N): *Beep big ding trill beeep whistle*
Eren: The hell did you just call me?
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Levi: Haaannnjjjjiii!
Hanji: Whaaaaat?
Levi: Where's my cravat?
Hanji: Whaaaaat?
Levi: Where. Is. My. Cravat?
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(F/N): I have a plan.
Connie: Is it a good one.
(F/N): I have a plan.
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Eren: Why did they hire a human actor to play a dragon?
(F/N): You're right, they should've hired a dragon.
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(F/N): Erwin made a Dad joke.
(F/N): Imma end it all.
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(F/N): FYI, Levi's putting scorpions in your bed after last Friday's incident.
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
