Jean: Who is this?
(F/N): Is me
Jean: Oh, you owe me money
(F/N): Is not me
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(F/N): How to make emo cakes:
(F/N): Milk
(F/N): Butter
(F/N): Eggs
(F/N): Sugar
(F/N): We're
(F/N): Going
(F/N): Down
(F/N): Swinging
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(F/N): I need your help, girls are fighting over me!
Reiner: Sounds great
(F/N): NO! THE UGLY ONE'S WINNING!
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Mikasa: Why aren't you returning my calls!?!?!?!?
(F/N): I can explain
Mikasa: Then explain!
(F/N): I like my ringtone
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(F/N): OMG! I just saw you on TV!
Jean: wut
(F/N): You're on TV!!!
Jean: Really!? What show!?
(F/N): Animal planet
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Levi: Are you awake?
(F/N): Why, Sir?
Levi: Help me clean the kitchen
(F/N): JK, I sleep, night
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Annie: Tell me what you want me to do
(F/N): I want your Netflix password
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Eren: I own like 50 pairs of sunglasses but I can never keep track of them
(F/N): So you could say...
(F/N): You have 50 shades of grey
Eren: You really wanna go there?
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(F/N): So light em up up up, light them up up up, light em up up up
(F/N): Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fiiiiiyhahhhhhhhhh!!!
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Mikasa: Do you want to exercise together?
(F/N): Exercise
(F/N): ...Ex..er...cise
(F/N): ...Ex..Ar...Size
(F/N): ...Eggs...are...sides
(F/N): ...For Bacon...
(F/N): Bacon
Mikasa: (0o0)
Mikasa: You're a genius
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Eren: WHAT COLOUR ARE MIRRORS
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
