Zeke: So... this is paths?
Zeke: It's like a whole new domain
Gojo: Howdy neighbour
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(F/N): I'm gay for you
(F/N): And you're gay for me
Mikasa: Eren, why are you gay for that guy
Eren: I'm not. He's talking stupid
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(F/N): Did you know your body will literally tell you what you need
Bertoldt (in Armin's head): Go fuck some bitches damn
Armin: I'm tryiiinng
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Jean: AYO! You just ran a red light
(F/N): Not my fault. I'm colourblind
Connie: Nah jit finna get us killed
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Levi: RAHHHHHHH!
(F/N): *points gun at a mop*
(F/N): One more step and this weird thing gets it!
Levi: Don't be rash
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Eren: My mother got eaten. I ate my dad. I have to destroy the world. My friends are dying
Eren: I don't know what to do
(F/N): Just cheer up
Eren: Oh you right 🙂
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Connie: I wonder what things would be like if you weren't here
(F/N): Probably real fucking miserable
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Levi: Where's my squad
Annie: 🎶 Well it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone 🎶
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Connie: Why did those people get on the titanic?
Connie: Didn't they see the movie?
(F/N): This coming from the guy who thought Reservoir Dogs was about was about actual dogs
Connie: IT'S CALLED RESERVOIR DOGS!!
(F/N): I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!
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Eren: Praying for Marley
(F/N): Why what happened
Eren: Nothing yet
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
