Eren: You're over exaggerating
Armin: You massacred millions of people!
Eren: well sure it sounds bad if you're gonna stick to the facts
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Levi: These recruits are such brats. All they do is complain
Levi: Captain, you're being too tough
Levi: Captain, you're being too picky
Levi: Captain, you're cutting off my air supply
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(F/N): You deserve every flower here
Annie: Are you gonna buy me some?
(F/N): Absolutely not
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Armin: I'll distract Bertoldt buy anchoring into his teeth and burning myself alive
(F/N): That is the worst idea I have ever heard
Floch: ERWIN JUST SENT ALL OF US TO RUN AT THE BEAST TITAN AND GOT US ALL KILLED AS A DISTRACTION!
(F/N): nvm Armin, you're good
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Levi: Stop calling Eren a 3 in 1
(F/N): Jealous of my accuracy?
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Connie: Call me a sandwich cause I'm inbred, lol
(F/N): Blud...what?
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(F/N): Here's your drink
Jean: Thanks
(F/N): *snickers*
Jean: Hmm?
(F/N): *snickers*
Jean: Huh?
(F/N): YOU DRANK IT! APRILS FOOLS!!
Jean: What did you do to my drink!?
(F/N): I-... I-
Jean: you WHAT!?
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Eren: You took... everything from me
Reiner: Nuh uh
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(F/N): I have feelings for you
Yelena: Really?
(F/N): I fucking hate you
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Connie: I wish cats were real
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Eren: I snuck into Marley pretending to be an injured solider
Reiner: That's some neat trick. That sense of yours
Eren: Oh ymir, not the split personality thing again
Falco: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Falco: REINER! WHAT'S GOING ON???
Reiner: Reiner's on sabbatical, honey
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Armin: What's your favourite element?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
