(F/N): :)
Jean: I actually hope you die
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Connie: Why do we fight over dumb shit?
(F/N): We've never fought on top of Jean
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(F/N): This book's kinda sad
Armin: It's my autobiography
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Connie: Just realised I've never seen an angry koala lol. What do you think an angry koala's like?
(F/N): What do I look like? David Attenborough?
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(F/N): Hey. Can you sneak me in? I can wrap myself around your leg
Erwin: It's $3 submission...
(F/N): Not all of us have a steady pay check
(F/N): I don't even get a handshake
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(F/N): I wanna shower but I don't want to stand for 10 minutes
Jean: Take a bath tf
(F/N): I can't, I'm out of bath bombs
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(F/N): Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I'll wait
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(F/N): You gotta learn to pick your battles
Eren: I do
(F/N): Pick less
(F/N): Put some back
(F/N): That's too much
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(F/N): It's a thin line between word and world
Mikasa: I could rock your world
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(F/N): If I could describe my life in one picture...
(F/N): Images not available on sms service
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Armin: Everyone who died at the battle of Hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth's release two days later
(F/N): That's so sad. They had so much to do. So much to see
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Hanji: The worst thing about parallel parking is the witnesses
(F/N): Not if you're bad enough
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(F/N): If your last name was an action, it would be...
Connie: Spring
Bertoldt: Hoover
Armin: Alert
Simon: Pegg
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Eren: Does Levi stand for anything?
(F/N): Cleaning supplies
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
