(F/N): The laundry is done
Levi: You set the clothes on fire
(F/N): Do you see anymore dirty clothes?
Levi: No, just a pile of ash
(F/N): I fail to see the problem
Levi: I FAIL TO SEE ANY FRESH CLOTHES YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH-
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(F/N): I found this piece of paper on your floor
Annie: It's my to do list
(F/N): Oh okay
(F/N): Why does it only have my name on it?
Annie:
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Eren: If we're taking care of Armin, then that means we're married, right?
(F/N): Only if I keep the bongos in the divorce
Eren: Well, damn. I mean if you're already planning a divorce idk man
(F/N): Since you wanna have an attitude, I'm taking the milkshake maker too.
Eren: You son of a bitch!
(F/N): I was hoping to keep things civil but if you want to raise your voice, then fine. I'm taking the string cheese too. Good luck having a good snack.
Eren: I prefer normal cheddar over cheese string anyway
(F/N): THIS is why we're getting a divorce
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Sasha: What are you up too?
(F/N): Kidnapping
Sasha: YOU'RE WHAT!?
(F/N): Whoa. What's the big deal? I've just made Connie take a nap
Sasha: That's not what kidnapping means...
(F/N): ...
(F/N): JEAN!
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(F/N): What's raw toast called?
Connie: How the hell am I supposed to know?
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Jean: All in all, that was a successful mission!
(F/N): Eren lost his limbs again
Jean: All in all, that was a successful mission!
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(F/N): Fuck it! Imma condone the actions of problematic characters
(F/N): Anakin was right
(F/N): Mans did nothing wrong
Armin: Killing those younglings was a little over the top
Levi: No it wasn't
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(F/N): You got a drink? I'm water-hungry
Hanji: You mean thirsty...
(F/N): Sorry, no hablo foreign
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Mikasa: I need you to do me a favour
(F/N): Of course. I pride myself on being a helpful person who'd go to great lengths to take care of the people I care about. Whatever you need my assistance with, I'll be there doing whatever you need.
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
