Eren: Y'all heard!?
(F/N): What?
Eren: I'm gonna be in fortnite!!
(F/N):...
Armin:...
Mikasa:...
Connie:...
Jean:...
Levi:...
Erwin:...
(F/N): we can't be friends anymore
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Eren: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
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Hanji: How do you know how to cook rice?
(F/N): *tearing up* Uncle Ben said it
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Erwin: This expedition is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends
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(F/N): Isn't Historia a little young for you?
(F/N): Aren't you like over 60 years old?
Ymir: Age is just a number
(F/N): Alright, take it down a notch R Kelly
(F/N): I guess you're one of them cougars then?
Connie: She's a cat?
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Levi: Do the dishes
(F/N): They'll be there when I get back
Levi: Yeah. That's the problem
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Armin: Wanna go camping?
(F/N): Sure, but Eren can't come
Armin: What? Why?
(F/N): German's and camps are a bad mix
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(F/N): I'm sorry. I can't help you kill all the titans
(F/N): because it implies that women are not capable of killing all the titans themselves
(F/N): I believe in women too much to help
Hanji: Put your fucking gear on right now
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(F/N): Careful Armin the food's hot. Don't burn yourself
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Levi: 5 laps soldier
(F/N): That's not very girlypop of you sir
Levi: 50 laps soldier
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Pyxis: Paradis is a nation that can be defined in one word
Pyxis: Awdsmfaoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme
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Reiner: What happened to that old man who's backstory we told?
Bertoldt: Guys...I think there's someone hanging right there
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(F/N): Hey
Annie: Sleep with me
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
Fan fikciaAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
