(F/N): Look, I ain't saying Levi's a devil or demon but satanize and sanitise sound pretty similar
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Levi: I'm 5ft3 and I still look down on you
(F/N): Thanks Dad
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Connie: I've heard taking off clothes slowly is quite sensual but I can't imagine it would go well for us
(F/N): Yeah baby you like that?
(F/N): *takes off jacket*
(F/N): *takes off belt 1*
(F/N): *takes off belt 2*
(F/N): *takes off belt 3*
(F/N): *drops 3dmg to the ground*
(F/N): *gets yelled at by Levi for dropping important equipment*
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Eren: nah but imagine if connie stood for something
(F/N): Like politically?
Eren: I meant his name. Like Connipher or smth. Is Connie short for something?
(F/N): Probably genetics
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(F/N): Out of curiosity what is Hanji's gender?
Twitter: Ya'll say something?
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Armin: Not me putting Stephen King novels in the romance section of the library
(F/N): Why? Is this your idea of like a prank
Armin: Well...I thought it was funny
(F/N): Imma tell Connie and ask for advice 'cause I don't know who you are anymore
Armin: Wait no. I'm sorry!
Armin: I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'LL PUT THEM BACK!
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(F/N): Who invented the names of clothes man?
(F/N): Like hoodie makes sense because of the hood but jumper? Sounds like a Mario character. And sweater kinda sounds disgusting
Jean: I won't get you started on cardigan then
(F/N): What does a rapper have to do with anything?
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Eren: tf are the military police doing?
(F/N): Their best
Eren: thats sad
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(F/N): The fact that people are shocked Levi wants to fight the Beast Titan
(F/N): Catch him on a good day and he'll throw hands with his shadow
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Erwin: 'Tis but a scratch
Reiner: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Erwin: No, it isn't
Bertoldt: Well, what's that, then?
Erwin: I've had worse
Zeke: You liar!
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
