Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting

Texting 9: Are You Done Being Sarcastic?

Eren: Oh man I think I just ran out of pain

Eren: *paint

Eren: I still have plenty of pain lol

(F/N): Adding lol doesn't make it less depressing

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(F/N): French geese be like

(F/N): Honque

Levi: wtf?

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(F/N): You make a lot of accidents so like, can you accidently make a pizza

Eren: I'm insulted and disappointed in myself

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(F/N): When you tryin' be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant

Connie: Certified bruh moment

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Ymir: I think I'm gonna be a slut for Halloween

(F/N): You're supposed to dress up as something else for Halloween lol

Ymir: I will strangle you hoe

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Annie: What are you doing tomorrow?

(F/N): I don't even know what I'm doing right now

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(F/N): Remember when you stole my crayons?

Connie: Yeah?

(F/N): bitch

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Armin: I'm having a panic attack

(F/N): You mean a mental...

(F/N): BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN!

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Mikasa: Birds do it. Bees do it. So lets do it!

(F/N): Let's hurdle at a car window and fucking die

Mikasa: (0.o)

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Jean: lol. I'm broke

(F/N): What you want?

Jean: Gimme your xbox

(F/N): no

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Eren: What you up to

(F/N): The usual

Eren: What's the usual?

(F/N): Satanic rituals

Eren: Aight. Cool

Eren: ...

Eren: hol up

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(F/N): I just met a cat more ginger than you

Jean: I'm not ginger

(F/N): Shut up ginger

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Hanji: Where's Levi?

(F/N): Either getting ice cream or commiting a felony