(F/N): no talk
Jean: What?
Jean: You texted me
(F/N): no talk
(F/N): i shower
Jean: Okay? Good luck?
(F/N): thank
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Connie: Do blondes have the most... you know...
Connie: Fun?
(F/N): Like who?
Connie: Like Krista or Annie. Who would be better?
Erwin: What exactly are you implying about underage blondes?
Connie: shit
Erwin: No. Explain what type of fun you want to have with those blonde girls.
Erwin: Do I get to have fun with you too?
Erwin: I'm quite blonde as well.
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Eren: What would you do if I spat water at you?
(F/N): IDK. Cry probably
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(F/N): Bigfoot but shaved.
Armin: What is it with you and shaved bears?
(F/N): They're epic
Armin: Reasons like this is why I block you
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(F/N): I think it's cute that Levi struggles to show his true feelings
Levi: I can't stand you!
Hanji: It's adorable, right?
Levi: I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING!
(F/N): He's like an onion
(F/N): So many layers
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Marco: I don't have a nervous system
(F/N): Because you are a nervous system?
Marco: No, I was eaten
(F/N): wha-
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Eren: I'm going outside the walls. You want anything?
(F/N): Yeah
(F/N): Milk
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Levi: Horses or cart?
(F/N): Carried by servants
Levi: Eren is not a servant
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(F/N): Can you feel physical pain in your heart
Krista: Awww. Is everything alright?
(F/N): This isn't a romantic thing
(F/N): I ate too much
(F/N): I'm having a heart attack
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Connie: Are you alive?
(F/N): depends
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
