(F/N): It's just an anime about humans killing titans. I would never get emotional over it
Connie: We did it. We attacked the titans
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Eren: For whatever reason, our life is a TV show
(F/N): Why?
Eren: I don't know
(F/N): No, seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?
Eren: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do. Look, I'm not saying it makes sense. I'm just saying we - we've landed in some dimension where you're (F/N) (L/N), and I'm something called a "Eren Jeager"
(F/N): So what, now you're German? Is any of this make any sense to you?
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Histora: Stop watching porn. It's just degrading to women
(F/N): Women?
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(F/N): You wanna go take our shirts off and flex our muscles like we're greek gods
Jean: Fine but only if the girls do it
(F/N): What? No they'll show us up. Have you seen them shirtless? They ripped af
Jean: Nah wait back the FUCK up
Jean: when tf you see them shirtless!?
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(F/N): Do you vape?
Annie: Yes
Annie: Did you just jump out the window?
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(F/N): DO YOU SEE WHO THAT IS!?
Connie: Huh?
(F/N): IT'S YOUR MUM!
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(F/N): First rule: we don't talk about it
Armin: Talk about what?
(F/N): Second rule: we DO NOT talk about it
Armin: Talk about what!?
(F/N): I just told you we don't talk about it!
Armin: What are we not talking about!?
Armin: Fight club?
(F/N): FIRST FUCKING RULE!
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Sasha: Honestly, vegetables give me the ick
Levi: give you the what?
Sasha: Gives me the mf ick
Levi: That is not a real word. Stop giving into popular trends because they make you seem like a person not worth knowing and get to fucking training now
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(F/N): who tf lighting fireworks?
(F/N): oh shit nvm they gunshots
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Connie: Sir, will you please stop staring at me
(F/N): Where's the rest of ya?
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Levi: women☕️
(F/N): common levi w
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
