Reiner: I'm going down to the lake. You wanna come with?
(F/N): Sorry. Can't.
(F/N): But do me a favour. Go there. Find a leaf. Gently set it on the water. Then watch it slowly float away with a passive expression and sorrowful eyes
Reiner: Finally. A reasonable request
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(F/N): Halloween's coming up
Armin: Don't remind me. I've already predicted everyone's gonna be dressed up as characters from Squid Game
Sasha: Hey! Did you guys say Squid Game!
Sasha: Have you seen Squid Game!
Sasha: Have you seen Squid Game yet!
Connie: STOP! You know that scares me!
Sasha: What does? The drama? The murder?
(F/N): The shapes on the masks. He hasn't learned about shapes yet
Connie: I feel them tormenting my mind. Probing my every thought... Chanting made up words like polygon and hexagon...
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(F/N): I like wearing my boyfriends hoodies. They're big and warm
Bertoldt: Stop stealing my hoodies
(F/N): The long sleeves are adorable on me
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(F/N): Bed bath and behind you
Eren: I checked out of curiosity and screamed when Petra stood behind me.
Eren: She's been crying for an hour thinking she's ugly
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(F/N): Concept:
(F/N): Me riding your ceiling fan. You whacking me with a broom. The both of us screaming
Jean: Keep your kinks to yourself man
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Historia: Good morning!
(F/N): Who was the lazy bastard who named the fruit orange instead of giving it an actually name and not racially identifying it?
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Eren: What you up to?
(F/N): Oh. Just the usual
Eren: What's the usual?
Eren: ...
Eren: What's the fucking usual?
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Levi: I need a raise
Erwin: We've been over this. I don't care how difficult the newcomers are. You're not entitled to financial compensation
Levi: You get paid way more than I do
(F/N): You guys are getting paid?
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Jean: I'm outside. Open up
(F/N): When I was young my dad used to feed me cat food
Jean: I meant the fucking door
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Eren: I feel like I need a catchphrase when I transform
Eren: Like I gotta say something cool before I fucking explode with lighting
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
