Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting

Texting 2: I'm Bringin' Sexy Back

(F/N): Hey Eren. I know we're friends and all but I wanna say man, I'm here for you. If you wanna rant or scream, shout, cry or whatever. I'm here for you. You wanna ask me something? Anything?

Eren: Are hotdogs sandwiches?

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(F/N): Undercover

Jean: As?

(F/N): What?

Jean: Undercover as what?

(F/N): No. I'm stuck under the covers

Jean: Wait what?

(F/N): Running low on oxygen

Jean: Dude I'm coming

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(F/N): I have a theory that if you throw an apple hard enough it keeps anyone away. Not just doctors.

Eren: Wanna try it on Jean?

Armin: Wait. You guys are throwing apples at Jean?

Eren: Yeah.

Armin: Why?

(F/N): FOR SCIENCE!

Eren: FOR SCIENCE ARMIN! FOR SCIENCE!

Armin: Dammit Eren, I'm in. FOR SCIENCE!

(F/N): FOR SCIENCE!

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(F/N): Was your Mother a beaver. 'Cause DAMN!

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong.

Hey. I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is you.

I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

Is your name Wi-fi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection.

You like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on the ass?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Jean: North Korea, now stfu and let me bleedin' sleep!

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(F/N): What are you doing?

Eren: Swapping Jean's boots for horse shoes and putting hay in his bed

(F/N): K

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(F/N)': Let's be canadians

Reiner: Knock Knock

(F/N): Who's there?

Reiner: Sorry

(F/N): No I'm sorry

Reiner: No I'm sorry 'bout that buddy

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(F/N): You watch Star wars?

Bertoldt: Yeah. Why?

(F/N): Is BB hungry?

Bertoldt: What 0-o

(F/N): No, BB-8 (ate)

Bertoldt: Shut the fuck up!

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Marco: Hey, wanna get some milkshakes?

(F/N): NNOOOO! NNNNOOOOOO!