Floch: *dies*
Connie: *plays the national anthem*
Jean: Get up cocksuckers it's all over
Armin: We had a rough couple of months
Mikasa: Fucking Eren's brother, Zeke
Levi: Hizuru, Paradis, fucking marley
Hanji: Listen it's been tough, up to now
Onyankopon: The rumbling across the world
Annie: You know, the walls crumbling, whatever the fuck's going on there
Pieck: But it don't matter!
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(F/N): WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY COCK FIGHTING WAS ABOUT CHICKENS!?
(F/N): I SPENT A YEAR TRAINING FOR NOTHING!
Jean: Wtf you mean training!? What did you train!?
Mikasa: Fuck all that, WHO did you train with!?
Eren: He's an excellent student
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(F/N): Are you struggling to sleep at night?
(F/N): It's because you're awake
(F/N): Try going to sleep
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Levi: R.I.P Farlan and Isabel. Today is the anniversary of their deaths
(F/N): lmao aint no way you had friends
Mikasa: bet they was ugly af
Erwin: They were. That's why I sent them to their deaths
Connie: ERWIN!? LOL
Erwin: I mean, soldiers, show some respect to your captain
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Eren: Cancel culture is getting out of hand
Armin: Cancel cultu-YOU'RE
COMMITTING MURDER!
Eren: Liberal snowflakes
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(F/N): NO ONES HOME!
(F/N): YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Jean: You're gonna go downstairs and stand in places like the kitchen without feeling awkward
(F/N): DAMN RIGHT!
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(F/N): AOT anime started and ended before GTA 6 was released
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Erwin: And what's your emergency contact?
(F/N): Uhh, 911?
Levi: Listen here ya little shit
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Jean: I am kenough
(F/N): Shut yo goofy ahh up cuh
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Levi: I LOST MY FINGERS AND EYE!
Hanji: Okay and here's a bandaid
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Eren: Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the world
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
