Eren: Hey. What are like, some of the craziest titans that you guys have fought?
Levi: I fought a titan shifter made out of fur once
Eren: Oh no way. I fought a titan shifter too!
Eren: But he was made out of armour
(F/N): I wanna fight a titan shifter
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Levi: *defeats zeke*
Zeke: How did you just do that?
Levi: I'm a really good Captain
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Levi: If you hold a knife forwards, you can perfectly cut an onion
Levi: If you hold it the other way, you can slice about 8 throats in one swing
Erwin: stop
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Connie: Can I ask a stupid question?
(F/N): Better than most
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Jean: How long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Armin: I'm not quite sure
(F/N): 74 hours
Jean: How do you know that?
(F/N): Jared Leto's standing in the corner Jean
(F/N): He won't stop staring at me
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Eren: Why did I wake up wearing a leash?
(F/N): It was for our safety more than yours
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Armin: You're in denial
(F/N): No, I'm not
Armin: And you're projecting
(F/N): No, you are
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(F/N): Be determined like Eren
(F/N): Be powerful like Mikasa
(F/N): Be smart like Armin
(F/N): Be humorous like Connie
(F/N): Be strong like Levi
(F/N): Don't be a BITCH like Jean
(F/N): Be passionate like Hanji
Jean: hol up
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Jean: It fuckin hurts to say this but if you and Mikasa ever do sleep together, for the love of god lick her abs
Connie: Jean... You're talking in the group chat
Eren: WHAT THE FUCK HORSEFACE!
Armin: I'm very uncomfortable
Annie: I'm kinda interested too
(F/N): Wait... Who was he trying to talk too?
Mikasa: *taps (F/N)'s skull*
Mikasa: THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET!
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(F/N): I have a surprise for you!
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
