Texting 47: What My Dawg Doin'

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Historia: What's wrong with Connie?

Connie: uhhh...ohh

(F/N): Oh he just...Connie!

Jean: C-dog. You're all over the place. What's happening Connie?

(F/N): I don't like the look of this

Connie: *dazed on the floor*

(F/N): Wait a minute

Jean: You're worrying us Con

Jean: Hol' up

Jean: Man he high as fuck!

(F/N): Connie! What the fuck did I tell you about eating weed!?

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(F/N): Stay gold, ponyboy

Adam Warlock: ...

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Sasha: Why are you black?

Onyankopon: Why are you white?

Sasha: I asked your first

Onyankopon: I asked you second

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Hitch: Just got a facial

(F/N): At a spa right?

Hitch: ...

(F/N): right?

Hitch: ...

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(F/N): imma be l8

Levi: Say again?

(F/N): aint finna be @ trainin

Levi: Are you speaking in tongues?

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Sasha: Where'd they hide the rest of the meat!?

Jean: I DON'T KNOW! I SWEAR TO GOD!

Sasha: SWEAR TO ME!

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Connie: It could always be worse

Connie: You could be a taylor swift fan

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Reiner: *falls from the wall*

(F/N): Damn!

(F/N): He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!

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Jean: Just found out women have periods

Jean: That's just so unfair

Jean: Our beautiful Queens already go through so much and now they have to deal with this too. It's wrong. It's disgusting

Jean: 6ft btw

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(F/N): YOU ARE A BLACK MAN!

Onyankopon: This vexes me

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(F/N): EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!

Connie: SKADOOSH!

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Erwin: Why have I been hearing you've been racing your 3DMG?

(F/N): who snitched?

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