(F/N): What do you think Eren's gonna do for a distraction?
Mikasa: Hopefully cause a ruckus and get their attention. Surely he's not stupid enough to transform and-
(F/N): Did you just hear lighting and a big ass explosion?
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Armin: Can I ask a favour?
(F/N): The time has finally come. You need my help to teach you how to kiss dont you
Armin: What? No. I know how to kiss
Armin: I've read books
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Connie: You know men are scared to talk to you right?
Annie: Good
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Eren: Yo. Im back
(F/N): What what!? You died
Armin: You get used to it
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(F/N): So Bert is short for Bertoldt?
Bertoldt: Obviously. You didn't know that?
(F/N): Nah. So what's Connie short for?
Bertoldt: Oh boy...
Connie: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CURSED WITH BAD GENETICS OKAY! BLAME MY MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE!
(F/N): idk bro you're mom kinda big these days
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(F/N): I refuse to believe Levi's good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a bad kisser
Eren: nah he ain't
(F/N): Eh?
Eren: Eh?
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(F/N): Why do you always talk to us like we're children?
Erwin: Gee. I flipping wonder
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Connie: Jean's avoiding me
(F/N): No need to rub it in
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(F/N): You didn't have to kidnap me
Hanji: I didn't. Act your age
Hanji: I abducted you
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Levi: (F/N) and Eren are in your office
Erwin: You let them in!?
Levi: No
Levi: I made them cookies too
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(F/N): stop smiling
Eren: What? I'm not allowed to smile?
(F/N): I'd really prefer it if you didn't try to progress your character
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(F/N): man im lonely
Jean: Yo
(F/N): Thanks bro I feel much better now
Jean: thanks
Jean: wait
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
