(F/N): I can't fit my mini pizza snacks in the fridge. Your alcohol's in the way
(F/N): One of our addictions has got to give
Levi: You think I can survive multiple fucking wars without beer?
(F/N): Well I can't go a day without my pizza lunchables
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Eren: I've been banned from the zoo
(F/N): Bitch again!?
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(F/N): Connie.
Connie: Sup?
(F/N): I bet Levi has to sit at the kids table
Connie: This is Levi. Connie was laughing too hard and I wanted to know why. You're dead
(F/N): lol good one
(F/N): Connie?
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Jean: Trainings made me so flexible. I bet when I have sex I can do it standing up with my leg over her shoulder
(F/N): Sir, this is a Wendy's
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(F/N): Annie, are you okay?
Annie: uh yeah. I'm fine
Eren: So Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
Annie: wtf Jeager?
Connie: Annie are you ok?
Annie: What the fuck is going on?
Jean: So Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay?
Annie: Seriously! Shut the fuck up!
Mikasa: Annie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
Annie: STFU!
Reiner: There's a sound at the window! Then he struck you, a crescendo Annie!
Marco: He came into your apartment!
He left the bloodstains on the carpet!
Sasha: And then you ran into the bedroom! You were struck down
It was your doom!
Annie: FFS! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Armin: Yeah. Come on guys. You're annoying her
Bertoldt: Just leave her alone
(F/N): ...
(F/N): You've been hit by...
Eren: *Drum* *Drum*
Annie: Stop
(F/N): You've been struck by...
Connie: *Drum*
Annie: Don't you fucking dare!
(F/N)/Eren/Connie/Jean/Mikasa/Reiner/Marco/Sasha:
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
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Connie: How drunks Sasha?
(F/N): She's trying to french braid Jean's "beard"
Connie: lol
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(F/N): I'm just saying. If an Erwin Smith comes into your life. You fuck him
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
قصص الهواةAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
