🎶I...don't want a lot for Christmas🎶
(F/N): NO NO NO NO
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Eren: I think we should take our marriage to the next level
(F/N): Zoo wee mama
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Jean: I'mma dress up as the coochie monster this halloween
(F/N): This a new level of desperate
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Reiner: Every time you miss my call just imagine me bleeding out somewhere
(F/N): Oh don't tease me like that
Reiner: o_o
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Yelena: To Zeke:
Yelena: Stop smoking. I love you and don't want you to die
Gabi: And that's on gang!
Yeke: these 13 years taking too long
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Hanji: I wonder if Levi's fangirls would lose interest if they knew he slept naked except for his doc martins
(F/N): haha
(F/N): wait how you know?
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(F/N): I just ate 2 hotdogs in 3 minutes
Armin: How exactly?
(F/N): I got a wet throat
Historia: 😳
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(F/N): My husbands crazyyyy lol 🤣🤣
Marlo: What he do?
(F/N): Massacred millions lmao
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(F/N): Sometimes I want people to think I died heroically just for 'The Man" by Aloe Blacc to play as I walk in slow motion. Is that too much to ask for?
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(F/N): THEY'RE RE-RELEASING SPONGEBOB SPAGHETTI HOOPS!!!
Magath: Gentlemen. I recommend we implant a temporary ceasefire in honour of this joyous event
Levi: 🤝
Eren: Damn. I'mma put the rumbling on halt too
Jean: hol up
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Sasha: What's the worst ship you've heard of? I'm thinking (F/N) with anyone other than me
Connie: Gotta be the titanic
Connie: Unsinkable my ass
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Erwin: Would you like meat or potatoes for dinner?
(F/N): Meat definitely
Erwin: skibidi toilet
(F/N): wtf
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Connie: A kid born in 2010 is 20 years old now
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
