(F/N): Petition for things to stop
Armin: What things?
Reiner: He shouldn't have to clarify
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(F/N): Not to bring up bad memories or anything but how exactly did Grisha explain to Carla why they were adopting some random child covered in blood and wearing her sons scarf?
(F/N): Like...did Carla know her son was a murderer?
Mikasa: This is my fault for expecting a booty call at 2pm
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Connie: SASHA ATE THE LAST PIZZA ROLL!
Sasha: NO I DIDN'T! SOMEONE ELSE DID IT! STOP BLAMING ME!
(F/N): Thiefsayswhat
Sasha: What?
(F/N): Your honour, the accused clearly just confessed. The defense rests.
Connie: How did you just do that?
(F/N): I'm a really good lawyer
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(F/N): Can you help me out?
Petra: Sure! How can I help?
(F/N): I lost my bitchass friend again
(F/N): He's bald as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him
(F/N): Please bring him back, his name is Connie Springer. He probably won't response to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though
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(F/N): Levi's problemtic lifestyle choices:
(F/N): Pros: cleans, funny, protective
(F/N): Cons: mass murderer
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(F/N): Season one (part one) Jean, Armin, Daz, Kitz enter a room
(F/N): It smell like bitch in here!
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(F/N): There are so many titans in Paradis
(F/N): No one should live here
Eren: I missed the part where we had a fucking choice
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(F/N): Will you be scary Erwin?
Erwin: Oh, I love being scary Erwin. He says what regular Erwin's thinking
*15 mins later*
Erwin: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!
Erwin: I'M GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET!
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(F/N): *sighs* Why am I better than everyone?
Jean: Did you just text *sighs*?
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(F/N): killing bad
Levi: source?
(F/N): morals count?
Levi: not credible enough
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Hanji: Is he alright?
Erwin: Who?
Hanji: (F/N). He's swirling chocolate milk in a wine glass
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
