(F/N): "Cowabunga." - Batman
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(F/N): Sorry Captain. I don't feel so good. I'm gonna have to skip training tommorow
Levi: Damn. That's a shame cause we was going to watch a movie
(F/N): What!? Nvm, I'm coming in
Levi: We not actually watching a movie. Caught you lacking. See you at training tomorrow brat
(F/N): you will pay for this
Levi: I got my checkbook ready and waiting
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Armin: (F/N) brought in a full baguette today and just starting eating it from one end to the other
Armin: i hate it here
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(F/N): Tweet like it's the 2000's
Jean: It's 854
(F/N): Like in the morning or night?
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(F/N): If the captain keeps being a lil bitch making me do all these chores im finna hire a clown for his birthday
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(F/N): Do you think your dad left cause someone ate an apple?
Eren: i literally ate him like one
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Hanji: Is this your drawing in the mess hall?
(F/N): shit my bad. I'll come get it now
Hanji: I already put it on the fridge. It's very nice
(F/N): oh...thank you...
Connie: yo you made it on the fridge!? Bless up 🙏🏻
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Connie: Might fuck around and feed this kid to a titan. No biggie, all smalls
Falco: Mr Connie Sir was that meant for me?
Connie: My bad you little rascal. That was for my friend
Connie: we finna find out if falco is short for falcon
Falco: Mr Connie you've text me again
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(F/N): Imma get this bag
Pixis: Is it my colostomy bag?
(F/N): with all due respect sir i hope the fuck not
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(F/N): Can you take the trash out please?
(F/N): put the roses down connie i didnt mean it like that
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(F/N): Waiting for my limo
Levi: what?
(F/N): its whatevs
Levi: where tf you goin? Get back to training
(F/N): Can't. I'm off to find whoever the fuck asked. Think they with ur dad cause they both nonexistent
Levi: i hate u
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(F/N): im finna speedrun this expedition
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
