(F/N): I think I have a stalker
Pieck: What? I've been following you everywhere, I haven't seen anything
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Armin: Bro, I'm cooked
Armin:
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(F/N): I need a therapist
Annie: why?
(F/N): I need moral support
Annie: Idk about that but how about oral support?
Mikasa: Back off skank
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Levi: Did you do the laundry?
(F/N): Yes sir
Levi: Why the hell didn't you separate the whites?
(F/N): Whoa... We don't separate the whites from the colours anymore Captain. That's segregation
Connie: Yeah we haven't done that since the 60s
(F/N): For real, get with the times
Connie: Do better sir
(F/N): Martin Laundry King Jr didn't die for this
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(F/N): What's your favourite fast food place?
Jean: Mcdonalds
(F/N): Wendyeez nuts dragging across your face
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(F/N): Remember that time you beat Armin up
Eren: Look, I was in a dark place
(F/N): No it was well-lit. We saw your face and everything
Eren: I'd hit rock bottom
Armin: Actually, a rock bottom was the only thing you didn't hit me with
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Marco: What's the friendly advice of the day?
(F/N): Get a tattoo. That way traffickers are less likely to pick you
Marco: Not sure you got the friendly part
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Historia: Sitting in his lap would probably fix me
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Connie: I thought the G spot was where the whole gang hang out
Pieck: Oh y'all get like no bitches huh?
Jean: Hey-
Pieck: no
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
