A manga spoiler or two in this one lads !
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Jean: DID YOU EAT SHAMPOO!?
(F/N): IT LOOKED TASTY
Jean: IT'S INEDIBLE!
(F/N): WELL CLEARLY NOT IF I ATE IT
(F/N): Myth Busted!
Jean: GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
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Connie: What's a thot?
(F/N): It means a thoughtful person
Connie: oh ok.
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Connie: YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME!
Connie: JEAN'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
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Zeke: Oi oi wanka! Ye got a loicense for killin' titans!?
(F/N): I got me a killin' loicense right 'ere
(F/N): Sent attachment
Zeke: Bollocks! Bloody loicense wanka!
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(F/N): huh
Levi: What?
(F/N): I've misplaced my ant farm
Levi: I'm about to misplace your fucking testicles
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(F/N): It's so sad that Erwin died of ligma
Armin: Please don't remind of our late commanders passing
Erwin: I died so you could live Armin
(F/N): Ligma balls lmao
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(F/N): Were you always like this?
Jean: Like what?
Jean: This irresistible?
Jean: This gorgeous?
Jean: This beautiful?
Jean: This incredible?
Jean: You've turned your phone off haven't you?
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(F/N): Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Annie: Sorry, I'll turn my camera off
(F/N): Nah. Hold up
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Jean: I was just wondering if you
wanted to put our beds together?
Jean: ha ha just kidding
Jean: unless...
(F/N): I'll pass that message on to Mikasa I presume
Jean: Prick
(F/N): Eren then
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(F/N): I'm going to change the world
Armin: For the better?
Armin: Answer me
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
