Historia: Paint me like one of your french girls
(F/N): ...
(F/N): I hate the french
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(F/N): I don't think Macbeth did much wrong
Armin: I mean, killing Macduff's kids was a bit much.
Levi: No it wasn't
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Connie: You got any raw toast?
(F/N): Yeah, come get some
Jean: What the fuck is raw toast? You mean bread
(F/N): Did the man stutter?
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Armin: Remember to drink water today
(F/N): no
Armin: Then die
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(F/N): Can you feel pain in your heart?
Mikasa: Oh my god, are you okay?
(F/N): No there's this tightening feeling
Mikasa: Okay...
(F/N): I short of breathe and my chest hurts
Mikasa: This sounds like a heart attack
(F/N): That'll be the burgers
Mikasa: Wait...multiple?
Mikasa: Are you okay?
Mikasa: ...
Mikasa: (F/N)?
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Sasha: What sign are you?
(F/N): dollar
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Erwin: Where are you?
(F/N): Between Hell and a good time
Erwin: ...
(F/N): Oh you meant location
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Jean: Have you ever regretted a friendship?
(F/N): Yes
Jean: lol who?
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Eren: Yo, move to the side, you're blocking the view
(F/N): Bitch I am the view
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Annie: What are you doing tomorrow?
(F/N): You
Annie: Fucking finally. What time?
(F/N): I didn't know you were such a fan. I think I'll just go all day lol
Annie: Wow, you're packing big huh? I'm down
(F/N): What are you talking about? You binge weird
Annie: What?
(F/N): I'm binging watching You tomorrow on Netflix. I heard it's good. You a fan?
Annie: ...
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
