Texting 45: We Didn't Start The Fire

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Onyankopon: Greetings

Pyxis: OH FUCK WE'RE BEING ROBBED!

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Connie: YOUR WHOLE FAMILY JUST DIED!!

(F/N): It's whatevs yo

Jean: Oh Ymir, he's on his sigma male crap again

Connie: Don't worry. I got it

Connie: Eren just got remarried

(F/N): NOOOO! NOT MY HONEY BOO BOO BEAR SWEET PUMPKIN PIE DARLING BABY!!!

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Reiner: The titans have broken down the walls

Reiner: My honest reaction:

(F/N): You know I can't see you right?

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Armin: Armin here! I'm reminding you that you may have left your mobile data on instead of switching back to wifi.

Armin: Arm-out!

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Eren: OMG! JOHN CENA!

(F/N): WHERE!?

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Jean: Barbie or Oppenheimer?

(F/N): like... in a fight?

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Shiganshina: OH MY GOD THE WALLS' COMING DOWN!

(F/N): PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!

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Connie: How many of these are you gonna make?

(F/N): What are you doing?

Deadpool: Ohh, 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break

Deadpool: That's like...16 walls

J. Jonah Jameson: You serious?

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Historia: Pretend to be my boyfriend

(F/N): This would be an awkward time to tell you I'm gay, huh

Historia: You...are?

(F/N): No, I'm just saying this would be an awkward time to tell you that

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Levi: We need to motivate the troops

Levi: Don't you dare starting singi-

Erwin: WORKING 9 TO 5!

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