Jean: I just found Marco dead
(F/N): Damn son, where'd you find this?
Hanji: I found him up in Heaven
(F/N): When'd you get there?
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Founder Ymir: Oh, you're awake
Founder Ymir: Well I've finished rebuilding your body-
Zeke: Oh! Where's my dick at!?
Zeke: Where-
Zeke: Hey!
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(F/N): Girl's be freaking out when I walk behind them at night
(F/N): Like girl chill out
(F/N): If I wanted I kidnap you you obviously wouldn't see me coming
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Armin: I've wrote 20 million words on grammarly
(F/N): And you still ain't got no bitches
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The Future: You will be bald forever
Pyxis: No
Pyxis: God please no
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Ymir: All competitors for (F/N)'s heart, line up
Mikasa: Sign me up
(F/N): As what? The referee?
Eren: He's MY husband!
Connie: Not for long
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Jean: You know what, fuck you
Jean: I'mma make your name lowercase
Jean: (f/n)
(F/N): Jesus Jean there's limits
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Eren: She's been walking in paths
Eren: For 2000 years...
Eren: Waiting
(F/N): I walk a lonely road-
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Levi: I bought new cooking equipment
(F/N): Make sure to keep them away from the pansexuals. You know what they're like
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Nile: You know you're parked in a handicap spot?
(F/N): I have an android
Nile: My apologies. I didn't know you were disabled
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Connie: Toilet paper's recyclable right?
(F/N): Connie...
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(F/N): are you feeling alright?
Historia: It's a bit embarrassing to say but I have heavy flow
(F/N): Oh shit
(F/N): Spit some bars then gang
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
