Eren: DUDE! I JUST RAN OVER A DONKEY
(F/N): Damn, deadass?
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(F/N): Day one of talking to my boss like an insecure gf
(F/N): Commander, last night I had a dream where you sent us all to our deaths
Erwin: Oh, really?
(F/N): ...You're not gonna apologise or-
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Connie: Wait so Captain Levi's with Erwin but he also plays around with Eren?
Jean: That's what I heard
Connie: But (F/N) and Eren are married
Jean: uh huh
Jean: I also heard Eren and Armin had a side fling too
Annie: And they say we're whores
Mikasa: we? That's all you hoe
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Eren: so while I was murdering 80% of humanity I saw this ladybug under one of the colossal titan's feet, so I ordered it to step around it
(F/N): THERE'S A STAAAARMAAAAN!
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Levi: The brats are pisisng me off so you take them for the evening. Its called co-parenting
Erwin: What? But they're your-
Levi: CO-PARENTING
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(F/N): How come we're not allowed alcohol?
Hanji: Because that's a drink for grown ups
Jean:... we're in out twenties
Hanji: Oh god really?
Nanaba: It doesn't matter, you guys are still young
(F/N): Oh so we're old enough to hurl ourselves to our deaths everytime someone says jump but not old enough to sip some champagne?
(F/N): Make it make sense!
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Connie: I hope we're best friends in every universe 💓
(F/N): Don't make it gay
Jean: HE makes things gay!?
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Reiner: No more playing catch with (F/N), he burys things in the yard
(F/N): I do not
Reiner: Then where's the ball?
(F/N):... I may have a problem
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Shadis: Why is there a chair in my dorm wall?
(F/N): We were playing uno last night and I did not go well
(F/N): Connie was screaming so much for a green card you'd think he was Mexican
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(F/N): Accidentally became good at my job and it's killing me
Erwin: Hey, champ. How about some ice cream?
(F/N): I am NOT doing anymore paperwork this week
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
